In the beginning...

Okay, so here it is...my first official blog. Unlike my last failures which are shamed to be called blogs, this shall be successful. Failure isn't acceptable in an unforgiving world seems appropriate right now...You see, the problem with everything I used to right, its all so...peppy...and over-excited. Now after almost a whole year role-playing I've learned my lesson and have begun to speak like a proper human being. Now I shall cast aside the shackles of my youth and step into adulthood, no longer will I be associated with the illiterate fools i call my classmates but will be acknowledged as truly awesome. My class truly are a stupid bunch...I mean, of course there are a few of the smart kids, although we're outnumbered by the stupid ones...the ones that think that the reason for population decrease is the 'recession' (yea they know who they are.) I like to be openly sarcastic to stupid people, there's no point in mumbling it under your breath, chances are they have no idea what the hell your saying anyway, and that is one million times more entertaining that the thought of them falling down a well placed well. Oh, and here's another thing that bugs me. The recession. Yup, I know about every single person in the world is saying that right now, but you have no idea what it's like for us teenagers. Especially the ones that have to sit in Home EC class listening to the endless torrent of shouts being thrown at the teacher such as; "we can't pay for that miss! there's a recession!" or "why don't you pay for it miss? The recession is bleeding us dry!" of course it is girls, funny how you all seem to be buying new phones and clothes for discos not a day after, isn't it? These are the sort of girls who drive be crazy, girls who are quite happy to stroll around in pajama pants, a neon string top and ugg boots with their faces caked in orange foundation, where do girls even find that colour foundation? Maybe they go to the zoo and nick it from some orangutans...or just get some orange paint at Art and Hobby and slather it on until they look like a traffic cone? Well...I would continue on with this some more...but its One thirty four am and to be honest, i'm exhausted. Especially since i've been entertaining kids for the day for my little sisters sixth birthday party...okay...I lie. It was two little girls who were absolutely adorable and hardly made a sound...well...until the next time i'm angry or bored out of my mind i suppose.... x