You know that glorious moment when your phone buzzes from somewhere within the deep, dark confines of your jacket pocket? When you grin delightedly and think; 'Yes! I have friends!'. You fumble for your phone, clumsy with excitement and when finally, you find that magnificent little machine and jab at any and every button possible to illuminate the screen, then you find a nice cheery message.. from your phone company.
How frustrating.